*2YO crouching under the sink*
"I'm the trash now."
Why yes, there IS a world record for tallest recorded dandelion. It was found in Canada, in the wild, in 2011. Officially 5'10" — though they first claimed 6'4". Thanks for asking, here on dands.cool
damn I'm... kinda gonna miss CFL bulbs
a Groomba™ is a little husband who drives around and eats crumbs off your floor. It's a living
Oh no I heard voices purporting to be the "McElroys" and I'm starting to fear that this isn't an extended joke the whole internet is in on
dark and gritty Munsters reboot
the American Dream is to call in sick, then "accidentally" tag your boss on Instagram from the Flappy Bird kiosk at Dave & Busters
AND I drank water before bed. Incredible.
I slept ~ 11–5:30, so I feel like a reborn god
Jeopardy 7/26 spoiler
Just imagine 20 awful minutes of me buzzing in every question, spitting out nonsense answers. I would still say "What is", at least.
Jeopardy 7/26 spoiler
New record for most negative score ever!
A record I have long contemplated going for, should I have the chance...
I have now seen the What's Guy. This on goes for days???
installing a spy cam to record @Laser reaction as I post "Knowledge walked so Hybrid Theory could run"
olympics, women's street skate
For real, I know gymnastics etc. are teen-dominated, but 13+13+16?!? Has there been a younger medal podium? Is this a thing you can look up? #YPOAT
important film ranking revised
1. Paddington 2
3. Detective Pikachu
4. Tom & Jerry
5. Space Jam 2
Have not seen: Sonic
new header and avi over @fm, couldn't rip off the movie poster to FM (1978, dir. John A. Alonzo) for the rest of time
How bout this goofy cable, "S-Video|3.5mm Stereo to Composite RCA", keeper?!
cc @shane @alex et al
I may not QUALIFY for the Olympics, but what if I QUANTIFY? Like, I just ask them a ton of times? Heyooooooooooo
actually, the full title is "Space Jam: Episode IV: A New Legacy" 💫
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