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Why yes, there IS a world record for tallest recorded dandelion. It was found in Canada, in the wild, in 2011. Officially 5'10" — though they first claimed 6'4". Thanks for asking, here on dands.cool

Toddler has been in 4 calendar years, but is only 2 years old. Scientists can't explain it!

My standard pockets-check of 'pen, wallet, keys, and phone' fits pleasingly well to the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes"

dats.cool where you just post .dat files found throughout your filesystem

Accidentally texted "When bed?" to a work group

2YO with a bad idea: "This is a great idea!"

Happy Day of the Dad, Go Skateboarding Day, Push for Peace / Roll Against Racism, and apparently Day *After* the Solstice, Not the Solstice ☀️

skatedadding ~+ 

Been a skateboarder most of my life, but I'm approaching double the age at which I think I peaked 😬😬 BUT it's plenty fun to just skate around town with stroller, tricycle, toddler car, etc. 😁😁

work is just a weekly DABDA cycle

2YO stopped mid running down the sidewalk to inform us "these are fractals!"

THANKS HIGHLIGHTS 😠

context: 2YO saw video and now wants to "jump from the sky"

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2YO just called a DVD a "CD record"

🎶 See that line, where the weeds meet the sky, it CALLS me
And no one knows, how tall it grows 🎶

Folks,,

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How Far I'll Mow (lyrics by Lawn-Mowedwell Miranda)

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Why yes, there IS a world record for tallest recorded dandelion. It was found in Canada, in the wild, in 2011. Officially 5'10" — though they first claimed 6'4". Thanks for asking, here on dands.cool

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