superdad of saladcore
Why yes, there IS a world record for tallest recorded dandelion. It was found in Canada, in the wild, in 2011. Officially 5'10" — though they first claimed 6'4". Thanks for asking, here on dands.cool
currently debating 2YO on whether- it is afternoon, and- Tuesday is part of the weekend
oblig. YOU CRIED
100% fatherhood-based Soulslike
there is now a FiveThirtyEight mascot and I Hate Him
Color Out of Space (2020)
Gorilla Glue stan
2YO learned the words kayak and canoe, so R.I.P. "carboats"
6" x 6" square smartphone with CD-ROM slot
20 million signature petition that Daddy Longlegs be renamed Leggy Longdads
american parents are like "oh boy can't wait to see my infant this weekend"
Complete list of what has scared 2YO to tears:
🌋 Lava monster at the end of Moana (ok now)🌿 Plant attack 2/3 through Coraline (didn't finish - we didn't know how creepy it was)🌊 The Lighthouse trailer (didn't finish)
You can't show kids movies but they can generally survive a 2-minute green band trailer 💫
2YO reviews the Color Out Of Space (2020) trailer as "weird", "scary", and "I like it a little bit"
mentally sorting the to-do list into• can do with 2YO• cannot do with 2YO• can probably do with 2YO, but it will be a slow distracted ordeal
work, health + Show more
First day WFH in over a month, hell yes I'm running 5K at lunch time
hospitaldome, two human enter, three human leave
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