*2YO crouching under the sink*
"I'm the trash now."
Why yes, there IS a world record for tallest recorded dandelion. It was found in Canada, in the wild, in 2011. Officially 5'10" — though they first claimed 6'4". Thanks for asking, here on dands.cool
I should buy this, right 🤔 (pic not me)
"I found the Grinch!" –3YO this morning
National Spelling Bee
apparently the Spelling Bee is leaving ESPN and going back to free/broadcast channels!
and they're trying to make it "less sportsy"!! which I can't comprehend!!! how do you make a *spelling bee* **less sportsy** than it is!!!!
There were only childless men present at the meeting where this ad copy was approved.
oh come on, I could have said A Ghost Is Born!
*sweating, first time DJing a Halloween party*
uhh, err, sure this is probably spooky
*queues up Wilco "Spiders"*
can't remember if I've had 2 or 3 coffees today, so better have another 🚂
Thin Blue Line but it's the one that indicates a baby's diaper is wet
the American Dream is to call in sick, then "accidentally" tag your boss on Instagram from the Flappy Bird kiosk at Dave & Busters
Malignant / Conjuring
I can't help but compare the two James Wan movies I watched a week apart
Conjuring: actors I like, doing perfectly fine jobs, had me hyped up to see where it was going... it just did things every scary movie has already done 😕
Malignant: actors I don't know, sorta campy/cheesy, is this going anywhere good?? ... gets ridiculous in ways I've never seen done before 🤗
dad record discourse
Today I set up the Discogs acct for seller mode, to get back to selling my dad's records 🙃
In Alien (1979) there were many closeup shots of Brett, the engine technician. But for the wide shots? Well, they used a Harry Dean Stand-in 💫
#crayontober 8 "little girl who got her kite stuck in a bush"
but wait, 3YO drew the yellow part of the sky, I was assigned the blue part, and Mama everything else...
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