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*2YO crouching under the sink*
"I'm the trash now."
reinstalled Instagram last night, and I see they / their ad network uhh 100% absolutely still spy on your microphone for ad keywords? undeniable, dude
ASMR: My 4YO Trying To Pronounce "Gargoyles" For An Hour
doctor says not covid, maybe the ol' Handfootmouth. [sadly fistbumps @andy]
let's hope 4YO has a regular stomach bug and continues to somehow never test positive for covid
Steely Danposting
🎶 Mid day
Come home
Kid's sick
I know 🎶
🎶 You could have it all...
My Erniepire of Bert...
I will let you down...
I will Big you Bird... 🎶
???
2022 Dadsite "Force Majeure" Watch Party [we all group cry for a week afterward]
"an apple a day keeps the doctor away" sure ok, but if I'm desperately trying to see a doctor, should I cancel apple picking plans, or
post-equinox sun burn (couldn't be me) [could be 1YO and my wife tho]
logging 7.5 hours of Miscellaneous Screaming on my timesheet
crushing the american healthcare system into antimatter in my fist
when Run said "When I wake up people take up mostly all of my time" I felt that
I said the word "equinox" about 500 times today while waking up 4YO. Alternating between explaining the science and etymology behind it, but also, just shouting the words "AUTUMNAL! E-QUI-NOX!" over and over because they're good and fun.
I am the healthiest dad on mastodon right now (and I ain't feeling great myself)
I'm gonna pause this madness and watch the rest in one sitting, this doesn't seem like the kind of movie to break into pieces
started Akira 1988 while baby naps on me and holy hell
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