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*2YO crouching under the sink*
"I'm the trash now."

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Green Knight 

I want those Gawain + Knight puppets!!

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We went canoeing this morning and saw lots of birds. Also lots of invasive carp mating. You really can have it all.

Green Knight (spoilers?) 

The marketed image of this movie is Dev Patel Holding A Big Ol Axe β€” but I don't think he even uses it once 😩

It's just Gawain bein a Big Ol Failure huh

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Green Knight 

The Green Knight definitely a "show me strange beautiful imagery" film more than a "tell me a captivating story" film, and it's very good at that. It just would never work in written form. (That's A Joke)

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Green Knight (ending!) 

wife (didn't watch): "so did he get his head cut off"

"ambiguous"

"hmm."

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Green Knight 

I don't expect any A24 Arthurian tale to be a closed text of straightforward medieval action β€” yet I expected a little bit of straightforward medieval action

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Green Knight 

still stewing on this one

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I asked my friend how he likes his eggs so I know in the morning. He says "love 'em."

Lol

Chip & Dale 2022 

in my humble imo

Chip & Dale > Tom & Jerry > Clifford > Space Jam 2

the Sonic movie (which I had rock bottom expectations for) is ~on par with Chip & Dale, which is ironic if you've seen both

remember Detective Pikachu, that's probably the "best" "movie" of all these but not as funny as it coulda shoulda been

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Chip & Dale 2022 

2022 is the year of movies being Very Meta about themselves being reboots (this, Scream 5, Matrix 4, what else)

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Chip & Dale 2022 

I'm internally debating whether "pretty good" was too much praise (it's a pop culture nostalgia heavy, 3D animated, basic mystery movie 😬) or not enough (it's by Lonely Island and had some clever parts and made me & 4YO laugh, so, successful comedy?)

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This is where I split the thread into Chip & Dale and Green Knight branches

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double feature with Green Knight now?? πŸ’€

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we ended up watching the new Chip & Dale movie tonight πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ and it was pretty good πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

🚨 Requesting grill advice from mufos 🚨 Just throw all your grill preferences at me 🚨 (As in, purchasing a grill) 🚨

the year is 2053. I finally have an electric lawnmower (a cybernetic android that pushes around my gas lawnmower)

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