Touk @touk@dads.cool

Why yes, there IS a world record for tallest recorded dandelion. It was found in Canada, in the wild, in 2011. Officially 5'10" — though they first claimed 6'4". Thanks for asking, here on dands.cool

Toddler has been in 4 calendar years, but is only 2 years old. Scientists can't explain it!

and thus also HSKT by Sylvan Esso

https://sylvanesso.bandcamp.com/track/h-s-k-t

My standard pockets-check of 'pen, wallet, keys, and phone' fits pleasingly well to the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes"

Oh, there's actually a site there, and uh,

http://dats.cool where you just post .dat files found throughout your filesystem

Accidentally texted "When bed?" to a work group

2YO with a bad idea: "This is a great idea!"

Refund Madness

Happy Day of the Dad, Go Skateboarding Day, Push for Peace / Roll Against Racism, and apparently Day *After* the Solstice, Not the Solstice ☀️

Been a skateboarder most of my life, but I'm approaching double the age at which I think I peaked 😬😬 BUT it's plenty fun to just skate around town with stroller, tricycle, toddler car, etc. 😁😁

work is just a weekly DABDA cycle

2YO stopped mid running down the sidewalk to inform us "these are fractals!"

THANKS HIGHLIGHTS 😠

context: 2YO saw video and now wants to "jump from the sky"

2 Young 2 Skydive

2YO just called a DVD a "CD record"

🎶 See that line, where the weeds meet the sky, it CALLS me
And no one knows, how tall it grows 🎶

Folks,,

How Far I'll Mow (lyrics by Lawn-Mowedwell Miranda)

Disney's Mowlawna

Why yes, there IS a world record for tallest recorded dandelion. It was found in Canada, in the wild, in 2011. Officially 5'10" — though they first claimed 6'4". Thanks for asking, here on dands.cool

curbside pickup daycare