ukpol, covid, sic semper tyrranis 

PSA: 'Karen' is some people's actual name; the generic form, 'karen', is the slur. It's like how Kleenex is a brand but kleenex is just tissue

cars are only able to say one word ("watch out! i'm going to run you over!") and they must use it to express everything from "i've just dropped you off!" to "don't do that!" to "i'm annoyed!" to "there's my friend!" to "let's mate!"

mastadon relationships are weird. I don't really feel like I'm good friends with anyone I've met here, but we're definitely more than acquaintances. It reminds me of that guy in group therapy who always laughed at my morbid jokes and had good things to say and maybe they'd be cool to hangout with but I don't do anything about it because I don't want to be weird. you're all that guy

Just made my first post back over yonder on The Facebook

okay but can we talk about the marketing genius that was selling pantyhose in particularly shaped oblong spheroid-ish packaging and calling them l'eggs

caps 

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you can't make up a headline like this

CNN: Why Walmart is seeing increased sales for tops, but not bottoms during the coronavirus crisis cnn.com/2020/03/27/business/wa

you can't make up a headline like this

CNN: Why Walmart is seeing increased sales for tops, but not bottoms during the coronavirus crisis cnn.com/2020/03/27/business/wa

covid, death, meme format 

we should get #GeneralStrike trending, a good idea would be to get more people talking about a #GeneralStrike, there are tons of employees who do not want to risk their and their family members lives for capital's profits, and who also believe this relief bill to be insufficient

Human body weirdness, mutilation adjacent 

you know what's wild? walking is basically falling down in a controlled way, yet you can use it to reach the top of a mountain. think about that

How to wash your hands correctly, demonstrated using gloves and black dye

The language is Spanish, but the technique is superbly illustrated so it should be clear to everyone

Via:
https://twitter.com/Dhammikax/status/1240944535003430912

hypothesis: negging works but only on straight men and that's why they assume they can use it on other people

thinking of going for another round of grad school just so I can write a thesis on Frozen II as colonialist apologia

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