Relaxing Music for Babies (cymbal crashes and barnyard animals)
A big part of parenthood is figuring out you are in Mess World. You live in Mess World. You can clean but you can never escape.
another ass to wipe
baby toys are like 'encourages learning!' (yells "triangle" at your kid while lights flash)
baby completely covered in marinara sauce
been doing like a funny thick brooklyn accent around the house, wonder if that's good for baby
we're at the 'screaming for fun' stage of baby development
baby has this talking cube that says "everybody loves the cube!"
this baby would rather eat the book than have it read to them. sad.
had no idea being a parent involved so much singing
the Octonauts seem to spend most their time preventing predators from eating.. "ah another day making sure these whales starve.. Kwazii, activate creature report!"
sir, this is a Good King Wendyslaus
┏┓┃┃╱╲ in┃╱╱╲╲ this╱╱╭╮╲╲house▔▏┗┛▕▔ we╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲leave the baby monitor on atfull volume so every little soundis broadcast with a 2 seconddelay into the living room╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
being a parent is like a controlled disintegration
I drew baby
baby is sleeping 4-6 hour chunks at a time now so wild to get some fucking sleep at night
the baby doth protest too much
BLCJ (babies love cool jams)
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