.. get out of the dog food ..
.. stop putting cheese in the candle..
.. wait how'd you get up there?..
.. no no don't eat cat food..
.. is that spaghetti from the trash?..

this old man
he played five
he stole my bones
for his old man hive

the 'this old man came rolling home' song has a certain Jujin Ito thing going on

having a giggle reading replies to the child tax credit announcement that are like "my child is 33 years old and i'm not eligible 😠"

i dislike the fischer price talking dog creature

sisyphys rolling the boulder but it's me telling baby to get out of the dog food

🎵 spiders are coming
🎵 nothing can stop them

Relaxing Music for Babies (cymbal crashes and barnyard animals)

A big part of parenthood is figuring out you are in Mess World. You live in Mess World. You can clean but you can never escape.

baby toys are like 'encourages learning!' (yells "triangle" at your kid while lights flash)

been doing like a funny thick brooklyn accent around the house, wonder if that's good for baby

we're at the 'screaming for fun' stage of baby development

baby has this talking cube that says "everybody loves the cube!"

this baby would rather eat the book than have it read to them. sad.

had no idea being a parent involved so much singing

the Octonauts seem to spend most their time preventing predators from eating.. "ah another day making sure these whales starve.. Kwazii, activate creature report!"

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