my “damn good coffee” mug has people asking a lot of questions about the contents of the mug which are already answered by the mug

pivoting to a new gimmick where i just spell out hip lingo with baby blocks

just heard the baby’s bongos being played in the other room, went to investigate & walked in on this

you'll never convince me that the design for this silicone teether didn't originally start out as some weird sex thing

found this li’l hibernating stowaway while performing my weekend dadtask of cleaning the roof/gutters. put them back and covered ‘em up with some brush is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.