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just saw a tide pod commercial where the entire premise is that babies have an insatiable unstoppable born-in desire to eat tide pods and if you look away for even a second with tide pods in the house they will eat the tide pods and they have a babyproof tide pod vault that you can buy to prevent this. my solution is just not buying tide pods??

tide pods 

wanna see a follow up ad that's like "An important safety announcement from Tide: We've found a defect in the Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Pack, and we're proud to announce the new Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Child-Guard™ Pack Container. Simply place your entire Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Pack inside the Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Child-Guard™ Pack Container, and know that your child is safe. Available at retailers nationwide"

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tide pods 

@ryan pods suck too! they're nowhere near as good as regular liquid detergent at cleaning clothes

tide pods 

@ryan "look these things are extremely dangerous, but no way in hell are we gonna stop making them"

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