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Introductions!

Ryan, 35, new dad of one ("E", born May 2019). Here for dadposting, dadvice, dadjokes, etc.

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“doing a viral one” on mastodon dot jawn

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this reference is old enough to drive in most states

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PS3 giant enemy crab in the wild

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home ownership, cussin’ 

extra-special “fuck you” to mortgage refinancing mail spam that fucking tries to impersonate your fucking bank and puts this fucking bullshit on the envelope

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alc, gory can art 

this bier is so good

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free grime MC name: Steely Dan

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squid game 

the most terrifying part of watching squid game for my wife is probably me converting all the other money amounts instantly on the sole basis of us looking up that 10,000 won is approx. $8.43

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If I post it online, it can live rent-free in other peoples’ heads

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I’m going to have to track down this clip because it lives rent-free in my head

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this MF said “Joe Pesky”

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father goblin

Alrighty, logo tees now on bandcamp, $30 shipped worldwide. So soft, real good printing. dadsfm.bandcamp.com/merch/y-si

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you can also use it to zero-roll start from park on a steep hill!

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(It holds the brake every time you come to a stop and releases it when you tap the gas, and it’s great for stop and go traffic or drive thrus)

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regretting that I did not investigate earlier what the “hold” button on my RAV4 does

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Red Oaktober 👻

your telling me a cold brewed this coffee?

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Spotify’s recommendations surfaced Only Child Tyrant for me a while back and I was like “hmmm…getting a lot of Amon Tobin vibes from this……”

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Red Oaktober 👻

kinda fucked up that a new Amon Tobin album came out last week and nobody said anything to me.

on the other hand, Bandcamp Friday!

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The Babatouk

it's chilly. bustin out the Dad Slippers

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food 

ultimate heist where I eat my wife’s ice cream while she’s away & replace it before she gets back

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father goblin

them 😍😍😍 (the first hot coffee of the season)

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