Ryan, the Dad Who Loves Coffee @ryan@dads.cool

Introductions!

Ryan, 35, new dad of one ("E", born May 2019). Here for dadposting, dadvice, dadjokes, etc.

the new WHAT now?

this @WTTO question is making me think of nic cage in face/off saying “I could throw a frisbee around for hours”

trying out a new combo…”coffee & donuts”…might be onto something here……

bonus dad function of motorized standing desk in home office: raise desk so toddler can't run in and mash keyboard

jazzdads…got some new old jazz for ya https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilraN-GxvGc

extremely my shit https://www.thenewsharingmachine.com/listing/mothman-thank-you-natalie-dee?product=369

just found out that Mr. Feeny from “Boy Meets World” was the voice of KITT on “Knight Rider” and never met any of the other cast

no, i cannot attend your "zoom conference" synchronously. i CAN "attend" it asynchronously if you just record and post the goddamn videos

baby not allowed to advance beyond NES/Famicom games until they solo beat Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa

now, any time I see a picture of Dinosaur Jr.’s J Mascis, I think, “hey, that’s the Volkswagen guy”

catching up on the @WTTO backlog @alex

incoming trade offer meme format with “you give me: very good cow / you receive: three mysterious beans”

jack AND the giant beanstalk? in THIS economy??

making a “corn typewriter” joke to a toddler who may never in their life encounter a typewriter

y’all ever think about how the scale of nearly everything in “Blaze & the Monster Machines” would be absolutely gigantic

Me: no, we can’t watch Paw Patrol. we already have Paw Patrol at home

The Paw Patrol at home:

bongs

crosby