Ryan, the Dad Who Loves Coffee @ryan@dads.cool

Introductions!

Ryan, 35, new dad of one ("E", born May 2019). Here for dadposting, dadvice, dadjokes, etc.

my “I am longer accepting suitcases full of cash” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

2 Strange 2 Medically Licensed

The Matrix Sideloaded

flute doot riot

[toddler, insistent] i CAN jump over my shadow

heist executed

touching grass is not enough i need to touch road

plotting a heist*

* (making myself a bacon cheeseburger for lunch)

[me, wasting time] damm i wish i had more time to do things

saw a hustlegrindsetmoneymind post earlier today that in doing the usual "cut back on netflix" rigamarole threw in "childcare" as a luxury expense and i'm just…still in awe of the total brain rot

some days you’re just a marble sitting on the edge of a cliff looking off into the sunset over the ocean telling yourself the warm up is over #DadsGamingCorner

sorry but I do actually need an “If God’s Not Dead, How Do You Explain These GAINS?” tank top

comedian who thinks “jokes should punch up, not down” refers exclusively to the parties’ relative elevation above sea level

tired: SCOTUS is in session

wired: we’ve decided as a society that we’re opening up an advent calendar of fresh horrors every weekday

I realize this could apply to anything, so I’m talking here, specifically, about the 6-3 decision just now that public schools can now just freely do religious indoctrination etc.

are you fucking kidding me with this shit?

don’t call yourself a fan of the Manganese if you haven’t watched the Animenese