wanna see a follow up ad that's like "An important safety announcement from Tide: We've found a defect in the Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Pack, and we're proud to announce the new Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Child-Guard™ Pack Container. Simply place your entire Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Pack inside the Tide PODS® Child-Guard™ Child-Guard™ Pack Container, and know that your child is safe. Available at retailers nationwide"
just saw a tide pod commercial where the entire premise is that babies have an insatiable unstoppable born-in desire to eat tide pods and if you look away for even a second with tide pods in the house they will eat the tide pods and they have a babyproof tide pod vault that you can buy to prevent this. my solution is just not buying tide pods??
poop so bad we thought about just selling the house and moving to another state
had to use both bathtubs to get baby clean
hot wet american coffee grounds
Dad of one (born May 2019)
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