When nosimpleprotege handed me the can of Play-Doh and asked "dough, open!" I replied, in the way of the parent trying to gently guide a toddler into correct speech patterns, "Open the dough!"

Then, quietly to myself, "Get on the flo"

And with the inevitability of the tides, "Everybody walk the dinahso"

Sometimes being a dad means laughing yourself nearly hoarse over your own dumb joke.

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