When nosimpleprotege handed me the can of Play-Doh and asked "dough, open!" I replied, in the way of the parent trying to gently guide a toddler into correct speech patterns, "Open the dough!"
Then, quietly to myself, "Get on the flo"
And with the inevitability of the tides, "Everybody walk the dinahso"
Sometimes being a dad means laughing yourself nearly hoarse over your own dumb joke.
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