While wandering the aisles of the grocery store, the red Karen was always right behind me and closing in, the pink Karen in front of me blocking my escape, the blue Karen in the general vicinity of where I was going, and the orange Karen, or Karen Jr. as the youngest of the bunch, sort of wandering around at random.
It's pretty sophisticated ignoring of social distancing considering it was programmed in 1981.

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I just realized that the worst problems were when I was trying to duck in and grab some fruit, this really is the perfect analogy

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