food, the gross parts of childcare 

nosimplebae: I told nosimpleprotege that her eggs were hot and she should blow on them
nosimplebae: she goes to blow on them but instead sneezes twice
nosimplebae: so I'm not eating what she doesn't and also hooray, another cold
me: did it cool her eggs off though

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