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the gross parts of childcare 

Me: "oh, do you need a hug? Are you not feeling good and want a cuddle from someone already dressed, so when you hork up your breakfast it's on an outfit you can ruin?"

Me, sixty seconds later, without a shirt on, mopping a mix of half-digested milk and gastric juices off the kitchen floor:

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