Starting to get concerned about the sustained health of @citrustwee 's liver
My friend @tessaracked discovered that the sentence “A cryptid's amazing bofa joke vexed Wil right quick” contains every letter in the alphabet
Granted, nosimpleprotege made up her own swear word. The first time she heard me actually say "fuck" -- I had slipped while giving her a bath and bent my elbow back -- she looked at me and said, matter-of-factly, "detch".
Now she mutters "detch" to herself if she drops a toy, or trips and falls. She invented her own expression of frustration.
When my wife told me she was pregnant, my reply was "Hi pregnant... I'm dad."
This is virtually everything you need to know about me.
dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads.