God dammit @hyperlink this is going to bother me all day
Got a powder-blue and white gingham button-down shirt for Christmas. It is absolutely a Dad Shirt. It is the Daddest thing I own.
"Let me run this by you" I say to nosimplebae as we put away our laundry. I pull out the shirt.
I follow it with a pair of khaki shorts
blue tartan-patterned socks, also from Christmas
and a pair of sandals.
"Come Memorial Day I'm going to put this on and just grill til sundown. Might fuck around and mow a lawn first."
When my wife told me she was pregnant, my reply was "Hi pregnant... I'm dad."
This is virtually everything you need to know about me.
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