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Hi. I'm the middle child in a family of 3. I turn 50 later this month, my husband turns 53 next month, and our daughter turned 17 earlier this year. We call one another by abbreviations of our gamer tags in the home, so I'm "Swift" instead of dad and my husband is"Blaze" instead of mom. They're one syllable words and that makes dodging pronouns easier

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your specs are bad sir 

bad idea serving the opposite of the the end user every step of the way: function implementation hiding
https://github.com/tc39/proposal-function-implementation-hiding

i'm a radical anarchist programmer & this code imperialism should be smashed

Profile banner is a crop of a Fortnite advert for one of those "social events" mentioned in their press release when Apple kicked them out of their app store

I've operated mobile games. The whole industry is a fuck. Just guillotine anyone with an acronym in their job title

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@yaaps
Profile picture is a mask meme I created from a stock image - Got gills? Wearing a mask around your neck is the correct position for amphibians

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For me, dadness is being authentic with one's offspring and using such tools (mostly awkward humor) as the default social contract allows men. It's the one piece of getting AMAB that I'll accept graciously

Our family is getting to get out of the US. For reasons. I plan to post family stuff here, mostly, and boost my project, @yaaps , when there's progress

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Hi. I'm the middle child in a family of 3. I turn 50 later this month, my husband turns 53 next month, and our daughter turned 17 earlier this year. We call one another by abbreviations of our gamer tags in the home, so I'm "Swift" instead of dad and my husband is"Blaze" instead of mom. They're one syllable words and that makes dodging pronouns easier

America runs on Dunkin Donuts 

Which is to say oppression of the working class and slavery in the global south

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