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Job posting - Creative Producer (Video) 

My team is expanding! We also have an open role for a UX/UI designer.

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Job posting - UI/UX/Product Designer 

My team is expanding! We also have an open role for a video producer.

recruiting.paylocity.com/Recru

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This Is Just To Say

I have used
the hot water
that was in
the boiler

and which
you were probably
saving
for your shower

Forgive me
it was invigorating
so soothing
and so warm

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"How was your day?"
"Oh y'know, just went to Target and spent like $40 to buy... uh.. air..."
"Jesus, why is air so expensive?"
"Inflation."

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Shadow of the Colossus, unchanged except they're giant Sesame Street characters

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360 Cans of pop in the hall!
360 Cans of pop!
Take case out,
Put in the fridge,
348 Cans of pop in the hall.

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🎵 Don't you want my Beyblades?
Don't you want them?
Awwwww 🎵

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Aditya Singh: Man found 'living in airport for three months' over Covid fears - BBC News
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-5

This is at O'Hare

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body horror 

@ryan Being disemboweled sounds pretty bad, but if you think about it being emboweled isn't any better.

What's a good distro for a 9-year-old girl?
She has lots of experience with Android, some with default-style Ubuntu, and (because of School) a little (recent) Windows.

Thinking she'll actually be a sudoer on this machine. Set up regular backups as a safety net, and let her take the wheel.

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This chocolatier has an option for paying in installments.

http://vosgeschocolate.com/

I have a hard time envisioning a scenario where that would make sense to me.

I'm thinking about getting an account on Discord to make it uncool for my daughter.

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Forming a non-governmental organization for business intelligence. That’s right: it’s a B.I. N.G.O.

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And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
Do not talk to me, ye mighty,
until I have had my coffee."
Nothing beside remains.

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@touk Charlie and the Multi-Byte ASCII-Backward Compatible Character Factory.

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