⸘John‽ @john@dads.cool

My team is expanding! We also have an open role for a UX/UI designer.

https://recruiting.paylocity.com/Recruiting/Jobs/Details/465285

get #fedihired

My team is expanding! We also have an open role for a video producer.

https://recruiting.paylocity.com/Recruiting/Jobs/Details/465287

get #fedihired

This Is Just To Say

I have used
the hot water
that was in
the boiler

and which
you were probably
saving
for your shower

Forgive me
it was invigorating
so soothing
and so warm

"How was your day?"
"Oh y'know, just went to Target and spent like $40 to buy... uh.. air..."
"Jesus, why is air so expensive?"
"Inflation."

Shadow of the Colossus, unchanged except they're giant Sesame Street characters

360 Cans of pop in the hall!
360 Cans of pop!
Take case out,
Put in the fridge,
348 Cans of pop in the hall.

🎵 Don't you want my Beyblades?
Don't you want them?
Awwwww 🎵

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Aditya Singh: Man found 'living in airport for three months' over Covid fears - BBC News
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55702003

This is at O'Hare

@ryan Being disemboweled sounds pretty bad, but if you think about it being emboweled isn't any better.

This chocolatier has an option for paying in installments.

http://vosgeschocolate.com/

I have a hard time envisioning a scenario where that would make sense to me.

Forming a non-governmental organization for business intelligence. That’s right: it’s a B.I. N.G.O.

Simply epic

And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
Do not talk to me, ye mighty,
until I have had my coffee."
Nothing beside remains.

@touk

@touk Charlie and the Multi-Byte ASCII-Backward Compatible Character Factory.