Hank, while I act as their popsicle holder: “Excuse me can you please scoot it up so persons can eat it?”

Compared to the demanding and complaining I got the last time I was appointed this position it’s a huge improvement!


@sydney I don’t miss mine being little, but the slightly-off repackaging of language is one of the bits I remember most fondly

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