Jon, Accessibly Inscrutable @jaytom@dads.cool

a good trick if you can’t decide between two things: flip a coin. if you’re disappointed by the result, go with the other thing

everyone stop and look at this incredibly good turtle I met in the woods today

the problem with marrying an extroverted jock is they think spending Friday night at the high school football game sounds fun

is the proliferation of incest/step-mom/step-sibling porn a result of a narrowing field of sexual taboos?

surely there aren’t that many people that *actually* want to fuck their step-mom, but are instead aroused by be forbidden nature of the act

I picked up a book on fiction writing from the library that was published in 2003. twice in the opening dozen pages JK Rowling is mentioned. it really is wild to think she could have been part of the canon if she’d just stayed off the internet and kept her mouth shut

I cannot abide pumpkin pie slander

the camera they use for license pictures is mounted for average height folks, so my new license picture looks like a boomer selfie

shout out to my coworker who reminded me of the 1999 song Maria Maria by Santana featuring The Product G&B, a thing I haven’t thought of since it’s ubiquitous radio run

ma’am, I am thirty or forty years old. this is as tall as I’m gonna get

got my drivers license renewed today. they ask if your weight is the same, which makes sense, but also ask if your height is the same. excuse me, Mr DMV, do you find you have to update that info often?

*sees the toilet skeleton tile*

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