Jon, Accessibly Inscrutable @jaytom@dads.cool
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I ain’t buying no two goats
it was late and I was tired
he/them
Joined Feb 2022
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a good trick if you can’t decide between two things: flip a coin. if you’re disappointed by the result, go with the other thing
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everyone stop and look at this incredibly good turtle I met in the woods today
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If you SOB’s don’t give me the beat, I’m gonna free my boot in your ass
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didn't expect to go on instagram and get punched in the head. whew
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Hello for #doarthappy here is a Potatosaurus
I've been drawing these since I was a little kid
#potato #mastoart #creativetoots #fediart
alright y’all, I’m calling it a night. if you’re gonna vote in the #AlbumBowl while I’m gone, you’d better vote for Illmatic
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lmao imagine being literate. couldn't be me
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SF&F (SeinFeld & Frasier)
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When you have 69 small rodents: mice
sheep go to heaven. goats go to hell. capybaras have escaped the wheel of suffering and achieved nirvana
I once had a kid come into the video game store I worked at and ask if we carried games for the Sapper Natado. I’ve never pronounced it correctly since
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Gonna start doing the thing my mom did when I was a kid and call all video game systems "the Nintendo"
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disrupting the bro/nerd paradigm
just gonna start parachuting into bad take threads with “nah man, hella weak”
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@moviemorgz Alex: Never forget you are a wonderful person
John Hex: it is 100% okay to talk shit about your kids
Robit: death to America
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💕 helpful advice from members of lp 💕
derek: have fun & be yourself 👍
ed: it’s alright to ask for help 👌
thomas: murder is OK
morgan: murder is OK
you can’t play basketball outside and have a good time in December, which is why warm weather will always be better 
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Regret to inform you all that I have decided to continue to be annoying on here
