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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

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Hello I am also on @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

I live in the Bay Area and like to have fun.

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The best part about the kid joining us in bed are the bruised ribs after he kicks the shit out of me in my sleep

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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

Today was “I am a monkey day” on the morning walk so he pretended to climb every tree, poorly

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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

Kid insists on only mixing his chocolate milk with a milk frother

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I’m moist with sweat, tired from travel, and mentally exhausted with YouTube garbage and yet he continues to demand time and attention and chicken nuggets

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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

Proud moment: he learned to string the string cheese

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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

Dropping the kid off at the Montessori pre-school and it’s all Outbacks and Teslas in the parking lot

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I watch my kid enthralled watching other kids open toys on YouTube and think, how weird, we could do that ourselves. Why are we wasting our lives watching someone else live for us?

Then I think of all the murder shows I’ve watched.

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Taught myself how to solder which has just opened me up to a whole new universe of dad chores

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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

Managed a week at home while working and the kid out of day care with no spousal help and wow, this is terrible, I never want to do this again.

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If my child were old enough to watch the Blair Witch Project this particular behavior would be disturbing

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What is Peter Parker’s alter ego?

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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

A kid on the local private Minecraft server asked what the keyboard shortcut was to take a screenshot and I told him Alt-F4. And so continues the cycle of abuse.

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Jason Scheirer, a Dad

I grudgingly respect Blippi as he is a human shitpost

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If you can read this you're gay

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Spent an hour arguing that the shelves I put in over the kitchen counter are level and it turns out it’s the counter that’s not level

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Really, all I wanted for Christmas was to take a long shit during daylight hours without anyone bursting into the bathroom and asking me for something.

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Sliced bread is bread. Chunks of sourdough are bread. A bagel is bread. A cracker is bread. Meatloaf is bread.

However, every cookie has its own specified name, as do cakes; and brownies are their own thing.

Learning all the right vocabulary.

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Kid has a cold so I’m taking the day off work

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This is our advent calendar

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