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yay dads dot cool! i'm pretty excited to have a dadsona account.

hi, i'm john or hex. i live in kentucky with a family of five including two very loud twin toddlers. we also have three wonderful cats. i have a pool i'm currently locked in battle with to make swimmable and a large yard i will tame.

i like choring and encouraging others to chore, so if you need someone as your bearded cheerleader, i'm your man.

morning murdle 

UGH upon inspection i mixed up weapons and that's how i failed.

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THE CURIOUS CASE OF THE DEAD GREENSKEEPER
Murdle for 7/6/2022

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well i guess it didn't matter that i wiped my record yesterday :(

covid 

my step-dad caught covid on a business trip. he caught it because *his* dad had it and refused to take precautions.

me: "wow, really?"

step-dad: "yeah... he's such a DICK!"

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i just realized i had to nuke my browser history to fix something the old job had lingering in my system and i have lost my streak on murdle and now i has a sad

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THE CASE OF THE SHARD OF ANCIENT CERAMIC
Murdle for 7/5/2022

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current fourth of july plans: watch the 7yo dance to abba on just dance while the twins run around pretending to dance too

hope you’re all keeping it safe

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THE CONFUSING CASE OF THE PAWN
Murdle for 7/4/2022

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11 in a row!

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THE COMPLICATED CASE OF THE BODY BETWEEN TWO PARKED CARS
Murdle for 7/3/2022

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copaganda for kids 

the Twins found a CGI show called Real City Heroes and boy howdy do i hate it

The Pool War 

I bought a kiddie pool today

I have counted the war against the pool a loss. I have been defeated.

my favorite John Harvey Kellogg moment was when he asked someone "does the Lord have bowels, sir?" And the guy says no, horrified. And he said "I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He!"

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SOMEONE SAW A DROP OF WAX!
Murdle for 7/2/2022

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finally got a chance to get to this

The stars at night are big and bright *clap clap clap* DEEP IN THE HEART OF R'LYEH

the twins woke up a full thirty min early screaming to all hell so i had to cut murdle early to get them and that’s like my morning coffee y’all

the Twins still don’t understand words really so i’m gonna get a squirt bottle to get them to stop doing stuff they shouldn’t

the arm’s better and i ain’t limping. you’ll find me chorin’ today.

i am simply asking the twins to go back to sleep so i don't have to start my day already

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THE CASE OF THE UNFORTUNATE DEMISE OF THE WOODSMAN
Murdle for 7/1/2022

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Making fun of my kids 

Twin B just climbed into a box headfirst. We were worried and then he just poked his head up with a grin. Yeah. That’s the company name I’m sticking with

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