Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald @giromide@dads.cool

parking app widget reminding me last time I commuted

‪Having an active kid in the Midwest means some amount of my time is spent inside a facility that smells like feet.

The dad speak!

Odd how my previous unlisted post here does not appear in the local timeline tab. @alex is that to be expected?

I assume this “unlisted post” is the type that will stay in this instance, which is a feature exclusive to this Mastodon fork.

“My god, it’s full of pastels.”

I’m in the midst of an attempted 60-hour fast. It will be my longest to date. I might take it past 72 hours. Need to reset my guts after the last two weeks.

"I've spilled ketchup all over my cummerbund!"

maybe this is my texas upbringing talking but if I have to discuss a visit to a corn maze one more damn time…

Who has two thumbs and cannot adjust to sunrise starting later every day?

joining the air fryer cult bye

leveling up the dad ladder as I ease the kids into the Phil Collins catalogue

Cubs are gonna end 2019 like 2018, stumble into a division runoff that they'll lose followed by a wild card game that they'll lose. (Wild card game is not the postseason. Fight me.)

I keep coming back to this album. It puts me in a happy place every damn time.

just unclogged a downspout with a plumber's snake ama

hello I am a shelving historian

these were purchased at the container store before they bought elfa outright and stopped selling competitive brands

not even sure if skandia shelves are a thing any more and these are over 20 years old and look beat up as all hell

as the saying goes: when the wife's away, move the skandia shelves in a very unorthodox way

‪Family watching Free Rein means I get to walk around the house randomly shouting "Fancy riding a horse?" in a pidgin pan-English accent.‬