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Amelia :skull_hearteyes:

This lesson also taught me to say "I will become the god of the new world," finally some useful Italian

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Louisa

I may not know the difference between panacea and pancetta, but I DO know that this sandwich will solve all your problems

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The three pillars of Chinese entertaining: dim sum, mah jongg, and karaoke

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Rear Admiral of the Pepsi Navy

@baturkey you can see why he was called Orange Beard

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nosimpleway

I'm gonna design a tabletop game about being the best dad possible. I'm not sure what kind of game, but I think a deckbuilder would be appropriate.

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[Kino] White Girl Wednesday

lmao

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Is Duolingo Plus worth it?

4 people · Jun 20, 2021, 15:10
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"Come feast your senses. DO NOT GO ON BACK DECK. DO NOT OPEN FREEZER IN BASEMENT."
4525 Churchill Ct, Colorado Springs, CO 80906 | MLS# 5826932 | Redfin
redfin.com/CO/Colorado-Springs

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I had a brief bed making phase but then I discovered my wife finds a made bed very enticing and would immediately get in it

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Piranesi by Susanna Clarke - 4.5/5

A lovingly described mystery box that has a coherent ending (unlike LOST) but the ending is a little too ambiguous for my taste

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Amelia :skull_hearteyes:

My friends' six-year-old daughter has announced that she has abandoned her Cardinal fan family and will become a Cubs fan, because her friend Lorelei is from a Cubs family and she's going to marry her so it makes sense to start now

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Food, meat, hot dogs 

I have eaten Nathan's hot dogs on the Coney Island boardwalk and the hot dogs at Portillo's are better

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Amelia :skull_hearteyes:

There is a new #DTMWaGL and it is about basketball cheerleaders, and a dog who may or may not talk, you'll just have to read it and see if there is a talking dog in THE POM POM MURDERS https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/the-pom-pom-murders-dtmwagl-29

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In case you didn't see this

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Achievement Unlocked

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Uspol 

The US Senate is like Weekend at Bernie's but not all the Democrats realize that the Republicans are dead. So you have them trying to put Bernie in a wheelchair and Manchin is refusing to chip in for the wheelchair because he expects Bernie to start standing up and walking around

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I'm 21 and live in a 72-square-foot NYC apartment that costs $1,345 a month. Here's what a day in my life looks like.
msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifest

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Alc 

I've become a lightweight because I haven't finished one Mang-o-Rita and I'm feeling it

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Being a parent and thus being around kids in general a lot more has let me forgive myself for all the dumb shit I did as a kid

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