Jeff L Dad @baturkey@dads.cool

Going to start Hypocrites Against Hypocrisy

https://slate.com/human-interest/2012/05/how-to-cook-onions-why-recipe-writers-lie-and-lie-about-how-long-they-take-to-caramelize.html

"Soft, dark brown onions in five minutes. That is a lie. Fully caramelized onions in five minutes more. Also a lie."

@Louisa

I think you brought this up, apologies if I tagged the wrong person.

Maybe Moises Alou was onto something

I’m Pissed And I’m Naming Names. – Jamie Glowacki
http://hello.jamieglowacki.com/im-pissed-and-im-naming-names/

There's a conspiracy by BIg Diaper to convince parents to delay potty training

NPR: Behold The 'Potato Head' Of Palencia, Another Botched Art Restoration In Spain.
https://www.npr.org/2020/11/11/933801380/behold-the-potato-head-of-palencia-another-botched-art-restoration-in-spain

Today's energy is spending more time determining what podcast episode to listen to while doing a chore than it takes to do the chore itself

Baby, There's COVID Outside

That 2020's Show

3 birds chilling outside the window of my home office

*conservative voice* All Hallow's Adam and Eve, not All Hallow's Adam and Steve

The Greek God of Chickens - Apollo

The New York Times: New York Nightmare: Man Falls Through Sidewalk Into Rat-Filled Chasm.
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/29/nyregion/rats-sinkhole-sidewalk-bronx.html

“Rats crawling on him, he can’t move,” his brother, Greg White, told CBS New York. “He didn’t want to yell because he was afraid there were going to be rats inside his mouth.”

Watch "Veronica Mars "One way or another"" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/TMaO3c6ZHes

One of several wedge issues in Veronica Mars fandom is whether you like the "One Way or Another" karaoke scene

https://www.fabulousphilippines.com/mactan-shrine.html

In 1866 the Spanish colonial rulers of the Philippines erected a monument to Magellan.

Later on the Philippines built a statue next to it of the guy who killed him.

"Lapulapu

Here on 27 April 1521, Lapulapu and his men repulsed the Spanish invaders, killing their leader Ferdinand Magellan thus Lapu Lapu became the first Filipino to have repelled European aggression."

I understand on an intellectual level that toddlers have no chill but on the other hand have you tried calming down just a little!?

Recording a podcast: ephemeral

Carving your text into the face of a sacred mountain: lasts over 2500 years https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behistun_Inscription