I wrote about a movie where day is night and up is down and non-murderers are murderers, please read about some DIRTY LITTLE DEEDS #DTMWaGL https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/dirty-little-deeds-dtmwagl-40

**Jeff Jeffard** · Jun 27, 2022, 12:02

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**alex** @alex@godforsaken.website · Jun 27, 2022, 12:02

Jun 27, 2022, 12:02

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doctor: the great clown pagliacci is in town. go to see him, it will make you feel better. tickets start at £10.
patient: wow, thanks doctor, i will go and do that. (leaves)
pagliacci: (taking off doctor costume) hehe another sale

**Jeff Jeffard** · Jun 23, 2022, 02:22

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**Amelia** @Pixley@skull.website · Jun 23, 2022, 02:22

Jun 23, 2022, 02:22

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Etsy: hey
me: no
Etsy: HEY
me: WHAT
Etsy: baby synthesizer

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**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 22, 2022, 03:36

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 22, 2022, 03:36

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Welcome to the History of the Second World War Episode 1: The death of Louis the Pious in the year 840

**Jeff Jeffard** · Jun 22, 2022, 01:10

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**Official Commodore of Mastodon** @whiskeysailor@skull.website · Jun 22, 2022, 01:10

Jun 22, 2022, 01:10

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Humans had their chance, time for the birds to take over

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 19, 2022, 11:50

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 19, 2022, 11:50

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I had been using this iron box as a toolbox for over 5 years

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**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 18, 2022, 01:21

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 18, 2022, 01:21

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8 Out of 10 Cats Does Strictly Come Dancing

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 17, 2022, 21:35

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 17, 2022, 21:35

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I have to have the vitamin in my mouth before checking it off my to do list otherwise I will forget if I took it

**Jeff Jeffard** · Jun 16, 2022, 23:28

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**Louisa** @Louisa@mastodon.xyz · Jun 16, 2022, 23:28

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AI writing, I'm filled with regret

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**Jeff Jeffard** · Jun 15, 2022, 01:02

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**Louisa** @Louisa@mastodon.xyz · Jun 15, 2022, 01:02

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important Dall-E image

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**Jeff Jeffard** · Jun 10, 2022, 21:10

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**Louisa** @Louisa@mastodon.xyz · Jun 10, 2022, 21:10

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My Threadless shop is open! 🍄

https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/

A few designs for now on t-shirts, I'll be adding more designs and more accessories as I go. There are many colors and styles, I hope you see something you like!

(Just an fyi about the linocut print designs— I limited shirt color because the design is black and wont show up on the darkest colors. I left in some medium-dark shirts in case you want the print to be subtle, but if you want to really see it you'll want a lighter color shirt)

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 12, 2022, 16:59

**Jeff Jeffard** @baturkey@dads.cool · Jun 12, 2022, 16:59

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Get smooth silk sheets from the Otis Bedding Company

**Jeff Jeffard** · Jun 10, 2022, 23:04

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**dadsite boy** @alex@dads.cool · Jun 10, 2022, 23:04

Jun 10, 2022, 23:04

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dads.cool is over three years old and is hovering around 40 active dads right now and I just have to say I appreciate them and it very much, positive parenting spaces are few and far between and we have a real sweet crew of papas on here. Thanks to all of you for making it possible. 🧡