Because of Peppa Pig my child snorts instead of saying "oink"


the custom-made grill uses pressure sensor technology to adjust beat sounds based on where food is placed on the grill and how specific sauces and spices are used to flavor the food

"Not only that, I thought that the studio had made the executive decision to merge the DC cinematic universe with the Harry Potter cinematic universe, hence my character would be a new addition to the bad guy squad, but ALSO a Hogwarts train proctor. Larry King says Suicide Squad 2: Why So Sirius? will be the nonstop thrill ride of the summer!"

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)

In ear thermometer >>>> Up the butt thermometer

Jeff L Dad boosted

Laughing my ass off at this guy having to sit in a dark room when there's a perfectly good lamp behind him.

That's some real shade-and-freud is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.