BBC News: Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge.
bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambri

Staff said it just kept going and "could be anywhere" while well-wishers on social media hoped the vacuum enjoyed its travels, as "it has no natural predators" in the wild.

The meetings will continue until morale improves

Hi friends, it's my birthday today!

Please tell me about your favorite birthday cakes 🎂

My 4 year old:

❌ Cherries
✅ Cherry-flavored

the character Q, from Star Trek, is basically Samantha from Bewitched if she lived in space and grew up as a channer

making a list of books i'd like to read in 2022; calling out to fedi, what are the best books you've ever read (fiction and non-fiction) ? 🌱

(feel free to boost; i'd love to hear everyone's favourites :3)

"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica" is the best product placement of all time

I didn't that Sly stared in Stop or Mom Will Shoot was because Arnold Schwarzenegger started a rumor he wanted to be in it and Sly decided to try for the role but Schwarzenegger thought it was terrible and only did it to get Sly to make it

Did I get this harvest-themed #DTMWaGL out by Thanksgiving? No. But it's only a week after, which for me is pretty good, and the movie, HOME FOR HARVEST, is really a Hallmark movie, so you can see how I had to take the extra time to adjust https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/home-for-harvest-dtmwagl-35?r=19x2d&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=copy

Food 

Alan Alda - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_A

in 1956, while attending fordham, alda met arlene weiss, who was attending hunter college. they bonded at a mutual friend's dinner party; when a rum cake accidentally fell onto the kitchen floor, they were the only two guests who did not hesitate to eat it.

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