DJBBQ5000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaF8OauJ93g
the custom-made grill uses pressure sensor technology to adjust beat sounds based on where food is placed on the grill and how specific sauces and spices are used to flavor the food
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-night-the-lights-went-out-1834298070
"Not only that, I thought that the studio had made the executive decision to merge the DC cinematic universe with the Harry Potter cinematic universe, hence my character would be a new addition to the bad guy squad, but ALSO a Hogwarts train proctor. Larry King says Suicide Squad 2: Why So Sirius? will be the nonstop thrill ride of the summer!"
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
the best piece of parenting advice i ever got from my UU minister
In ear thermometer >>>> Up the butt thermometer
Laughing my ass off at this guy having to sit in a dark room when there's a perfectly good lamp behind him.
That's some real shade-and-freud
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