Dream 

Switching between dream and I'm playing video game of dream and I'm in movie theater lobby looking at poster for dream.

Dream was Lovecraftian horror, investigating an empty beach of a deserted town

Podcast to listen to while figuring out what podcast to listen to

Miniature cabinet of curiosities project, I'm ALL DONE 

Hooray! I finished a project!!

I tend to look at things I've made and fixate on the details I wish I could change, but overall I'm happy with this one

I got so hasty when I could see the finish line that I forgot to take separate photos of 2 of the things I made: on the 3rd shelf there's a mummified Egyptian cat, and on the bottom shelf there's a (real) green quartz crystal in a wrought iron holder. Everything else is detailed upthread

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Baby cougar: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me

The Guardian: Baby cougar rescued from New York City apartment.
theguardian.com/us-news/2021/a

I wrote a new #DTMWaGL about an absolutely bewildering film called HE'S OUT TO GET YOU and if you love dead cops, this is the MOVIE for YOU https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/hes-out-to-get-you-dtmwagl-32

Part of having trained my phone that I like baseball is getting headlines about baseball sized hail, and folks that is terrifying

Sorry for posting allpro on main, but I can't believe there's a pitcher for the Royals named Rich Lovelady and nobody can do anything about it

@baturkey it's hard (and i imagine this is the lawyers' idea) to navigate my problems with this with my general feeling about sexual exploitation of children for profit, but, like, he got a tattoo of the album title. he's done multiple photoshoots, and apparently he wanted them to be nude and the photographers didn't. also he has been an adult for a long time

X-Files 

I like Mulder a lot but I still feel like I’d wanna punch his face in real life, you know? The SASS

The Priceline Negotiator couldn't find me on Mastodon. This was a problem.

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dads.cool

dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.

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