Switching between dream and I'm playing video game of dream and I'm in movie theater lobby looking at poster for dream.

Dream was Lovecraftian horror, investigating an empty beach of a deserted town

Podcast to listen to while figuring out what podcast to listen to

Miniature cabinet of curiosities project, I'm ALL DONE 

Hooray! I finished a project!!

I tend to look at things I've made and fixate on the details I wish I could change, but overall I'm happy with this one

I got so hasty when I could see the finish line that I forgot to take separate photos of 2 of the things I made: on the 3rd shelf there's a mummified Egyptian cat, and on the bottom shelf there's a (real) green quartz crystal in a wrought iron holder. Everything else is detailed upthread

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Baby cougar: I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me

The Guardian: Baby cougar rescued from New York City apartment.

I wrote a new #DTMWaGL about an absolutely bewildering film called HE'S OUT TO GET YOU and if you love dead cops, this is the MOVIE for YOU https://dtmwagl.substack.com/p/hes-out-to-get-you-dtmwagl-32

Part of having trained my phone that I like baseball is getting headlines about baseball sized hail, and folks that is terrifying

Sorry for posting allpro on main, but I can't believe there's a pitcher for the Royals named Rich Lovelady and nobody can do anything about it

@baturkey it's hard (and i imagine this is the lawyers' idea) to navigate my problems with this with my general feeling about sexual exploitation of children for profit, but, like, he got a tattoo of the album title. he's done multiple photoshoots, and apparently he wanted them to be nude and the photographers didn't. also he has been an adult for a long time


I like Mulder a lot but I still feel like I’d wanna punch his face in real life, you know? The SASS

The Priceline Negotiator couldn't find me on Mastodon. This was a problem.

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dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.

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