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taking psychic damage from watching my kids play THPS so very, very badly

Thanksgiving in schools 

Welp, niece is in 1st grade now and the teacher tried it.

Her mom and dad sat her down and talked about how white settlers really treated Native people.

Her: "WHY did Teacher not tell me about this? WHY IS SHE LYING TO ME I AM GOING TO TELL HER SHE IS A BIG LIAR."

(her parents explained it's ok for her to tell the truth but the teacher may be being forced to lie even if she knows the truth because sometimes our country does that)

Wirecutter union still has no deal and asking not to use them from Black Friday till Cyber Monday

still gotta love the name โ€œMatthew calamariโ€

my aunt and uncle just showed up unannounced having cleared out their daughterโ€™s childhood toys to bring to my 2YO including what I can only describe as an upsetting number of TMNT guys

pulled up a parsnip that weighs 579g (about 1.25lbs)

my aunt and uncle just showed up unannounced having cleared out their daughterโ€™s childhood toys to bring to my 2YO including what I can only describe as an upsetting number of TMNT guys

my two year old is bullying me (into painting every truck in forza horizon 5 green)

you should be able to make a post followers-only after x number of boosts

Listening to #WTTO talk about standardized tests and all I can think about is:

If you're gonna come in my mentions and say a bunch of weird shit about languages being real or not, you better have a name that's less fun to say in a condescending tone than "Carl"

Wirecutter is on strike, so if you need a recommendation for best monitor arm or anything just ask a dad instead gizmodo.com/dont-cross-the-wir

unable to locate any reinforcement at the store ahead of the holiday

#wtto entranced by the pronunciation of โ€œcompostโ€

Youโ€™re tellin me Dave Paradise put up a parking lot?

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