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when a big dog sits on stairs, with their butt on one step and their front paws on a lower step

If you have the opportunity and means, you can donate to help out striking Kellogg's workers here in Memphis https://www.gofundme.com/f/udp2r-support-striking-kelloggs-workers-local-252g

Iโ€™m coming out as the-tambourine-in-Donโ€™t-Speak-sexual

Opinions are like assholes; I never, ever want to hear yours

no context exerpt from this year's fedco trees catalog: "staff at the Maine Heritage Orchard pruned out the nests [of browntail moth] within reach in the orchards, and then used a shotgun to blast out nests higher in the oaks. Not the most elegant solution, but it worked!"

I am flattered but I do think itโ€™s a little extreme that theyโ€™re giving me a congressional Medal of Honor just because I noticed the bottle of fish sauce in our fridge was upside down and flipped it over right before it was about to start leaking

i saw a house while driving recently that had TWO of the giant home depot skeletons in the yard. What were they doing? Well, they were pulling apart a regular-size skeleton by the arms and legs

nyt covid tracker 

dropped down to "high" from "very high" risk for first time since second week of august here

The only two good accounts on YouTube to follow for kids content are Coasterfan2105 and Demonracer2

Does coasterfan post roller coaster videos? NO he posts QUIET AND DETAILED TRAIN DOCUMENTARIES he makes himself and WORDLESS HISTORIC STEAM TRAIN FOOTAGE

Does demonracer post race cars? Or uhhh demons? NO! He posts RAW FOOTAGE of NEW JERSEY FIRETRUCKS LEAVING THE STATION with NO MUSIC OR DIALOG!!!!

i renounce the ways of programming. i am now a pumpkin

The cast of the 1972/73 Toronto production of โ€œGodspellโ€ is frankly out of control

The only two good accounts on YouTube to follow for kids content are Coasterfan2105 and Demonracer2

Does coasterfan post roller coaster videos? NO he posts QUIET AND DETAILED TRAIN DOCUMENTARIES he makes himself and WORDLESS HISTORIC STEAM TRAIN FOOTAGE

Does demonracer post race cars? Or uhhh demons? NO! He posts RAW FOOTAGE of NEW JERSEY FIRETRUCKS LEAVING THE STATION with NO MUSIC OR DIALOG!!!!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson DEMOLISHES Christopher Columbus in viral tweet storm

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dads.cool

dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.

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