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ok if i ever get a surgery date for grs i am going to do a 24 hour crossword stream and you guys gotta help me promote it lol

If you, like me, have not seen and will not see space jam 2, please read this article about what happens at the end of space jam 2 

@touk this is the weirdest bandcamp shit i've ever seen ($100 "digital version" with warning that there's no actual digital version and they only uploaded previews of the tracks)

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Taking the One Ring to Mordor and destroying it in a volcano : Frodo Baggins :: contacting an Etsy seller and informing them that my order was wrong : me

as my last one said she'd never get vaccinated, oh well

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feelin agreeable today. who wants to agree.

*hall and oates voice* ๐ŸŽถ get outta swamp, get outta mine๐ŸŽถ

:bing: blue origin rocket look like peanis

Our sky (in northern Massachusetts) is pink-orange tinged because of wildfires on the west coast. At least the endtimes have an aesthetic

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Heartbreaking: son recommends movie to parents that he hasnโ€™t seen because he has a toddler. โ€œThe movie you recommended was awesome!!!โ€ texts his mom. A single tear rolls down the sonโ€™s face.

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Show older is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.

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