Show more

My parents always had music playing on the radio in the kitchen when I was little, and I was a toddler obsessed with music, so when I asked them why we never listened to country music (which neither of them like), my mom put on the country radio station and I said “oh… that’s sad music” and they never played it again.

Anyway, my baby has listened to almost exclusively country (with breaks for Van Morrison) since they were born

Please help me I cannot stop saying "Uppababy Vista" like "Wehadababy Itsaboy"

*chanting, first quietly, then louder* baby socks. baby socks. baby socks

jd asked about a baby pool so here it is 

We got a new washer and dryer yesterday, and they had to run firmware updates over wifi because that's what 2019 is like I guess. On the plus size now I can be alerted when the dryer is done without hearing a midi Mozart ringtone from a closed laundry room

The genius previous owners of our house put a battery-powered smoke detector over the wiring for a wired smoke detector

The newparents channel on my work’s slack is full of pictures of dabbing babies. Just, chock a block of babbo dabbos

hot basement content 

Current status: bemused and alarmed that the Wirecutter's Kayak recommendation article appears to have disappeared from the site

Currently sitting in the car waiting to pick @sydney up from her local Mothers’ Club trivia night, which she did not want to do and I am very proud of her for doing, and I am bumping only the finest dad jams

New emogums: :tiki: :maitai: because DADDY NEEDS A MINUTE OK

How did you pick your kids' name(s)?

What's your favorite website to browse with things that you could never justify as a parent? Mine is probably retro-ko.com

The dad energy coming off this OfferUp listing is PALPABLE

If any of you dads know any moms who are online, cooler.mom is now open for registrations and admin'ed by borat voice my wife.

When a dadmin and an admom love eachother very much…

💃 there is now a moms instance, too 💃 

Show more
dads.cool

dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads.