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Only my closest friends learn about the ebay store from which extremely nice vintage rugs can be purchased for pennies on the dollar. This is not a joke post.

I spend a borderline-inappropriate amount of time thinking about organizing my basement

house renovation screaming 

Trying and failing to teach my infant son that I only play videogames because I am an adult and don't have to make any more friends than I already have


I backed this kickstarter ages ago and I would put a lot of money on that this will be the thing my son covets most but is not allowed to touch. What are things your kids want their grubby hands on but are FOR DADS ONLY?

Sorry to the instance that we're not going to have the bon mots of "kamagra ligne viagra" on here

I hold a invite code—single use, never expires—for the helldude. Waiting for helldude. Always waiting.

gender, baby 

How many Nazis will this new Disney Jr. Rocketeer throw out of windows? Only time will tell. (Probably none. That stinks.)

Extremely happy with the $40 rubber Birkenstocks I bought this weekend

Thinking about how I will absolutely catch myself singing "chicken nugget dinner meal" to my newborn son come October

Extremely happy to welcome @mastodad back to The grass didn’t even get too long while you were away :mower: :mower: :mower:

Today we handed the keys (metaphorically, it's a digital lock) to the lead abatement folks, so that means we'll be able to actually live in the house we bought by this time next month. And then the real work begins...

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever tried *finding intact historic hardwood under bad carpeting in your master bedroom*?

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