@hellhag666 or rpg maker if it needs graphics, I guess

@touk Georges Luca and he lives on the Starred War

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Tag yourself, Iโ€™m booboo (I love eating โ€œgood food,โ€ which you canโ€™t get at a โ€œbad food restaurantโ€)

lewd, a horrible euphemism that I just invented 

@ryan Broadway legend Gutton Boster

Salted caramel cake 

@Louisa this cake is so charming!

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Salted caramel cake 

Here it is, the finished cake

It's quite informal, as Mary Berry would say, but the birthday-haver (my mom) prefers simple cakes

It's vanilla sponge cake layers with dulce de leche whipped cream, with a little extra salt

On top is a swirl of dulce de leche, and some pearl sugar, I like how it looks like pretzel salt

lewd, a horrible euphemism that I just invented 

@ryan gutterball Turkey hotline

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Hey have you guys heard about sourdough?

lewd, a horrible euphemism that I just invented 

โ€œgutter butterโ€

@Laser @Aleums not ashamed to admit I duckduckgoโ€™ed it

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I feel about the baba o'reilly episode of joe pera the way joe pera feels about baba o'reilly in that episode

@touk @tedric isnโ€™t volume an amount??? The amount that fits in it

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*Nicki Minaj voice* Somebody point me to the Mars Mom Needer

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I keep returning to this image. Itโ€™s too powerful.

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