Alex, dadmin

LOOK at THIS

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exCUSE me

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This packaging is very pleasing to me

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Ah, the famed NY to PA to MA to PA to ME route to Massachusetts

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This is for a few people on here

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uspol, congress 

this is deluded

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oh hi

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i love when my luxury tech company credit card can't be used to purchase luxury tech company goods

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โ€œItโ€™s like a backpack but for holding cockroaches!โ€

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ah,

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reading this, would you think:

a.) theranos had blood testing equipment that broke down or was unreliable

or,

b.) theranos literally never had working blood testing equipment of their own design, because what they were trying to do was, in the eyes of the leading experts in the field, LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

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ah, the next SNL cold open just dropped

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mild and not graphic injury (no blood) gif 

good morning! celebrate today with the energy of this pro gamer who celebrated so hard he dislocated his shoulder

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Hell yeah

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This is the ideal dad movie. You may not like it, but this is what it looks like

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So patched-sur is pretty cool

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slosh

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normal Grimms fairy tale stuff

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โ€œYes, Houghton Mifflin? I noticed a mistake in my childโ€™s copy of โ€œKaty and the Big Snowโ€. One of the buildings is named twiceโ€

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cheese car 

cheese car

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