Yeah I put cable lubricant on my arm so I could fix a pocket door track that fell down behind the wall, that’s just dad shit yknow

Totally not crying about how this nugget is nearly talking and walking now. Just a totally normal potato, no big deal

baby eye contact 

Don’t even know where to begin with this one

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