Tag yourself, Iโ€™m booboo (I love eating โ€œgood food,โ€ which you canโ€™t get at a โ€œbad food restaurantโ€)

I keep returning to this image. Itโ€™s too powerful.

must be cool to be so famous for being good at guitar that you can make up a preposterous lie to cover up your JO injury and it will be reported as news

new glasses selfie EC boosts+ 

Fun fact: itโ€™s genetically impossible for my eyes to be green, and yet

Hereโ€™s me at a basement party wearing a Trouble & Bass records tee shirt around 2008

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these things make excellent baby proof locks for stuff like pocket doors

Imagine approving this photo and also agreeing โ€œyes, we should call this album โ€œplaying it coolโ€โ€

uspol 

motherfuckers round 1 isn't even over!!! it's the same shit!

this is just Jet Li's "The One" but with a love interest

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