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the sound of pigs whining II 

Hereโ€™s how they โ€œstruggled to contain protestsโ€ btw

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the sound of pigs whining 

Have you considered that your chief makes $165,000 a year

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Starfish!

Do not!

Have!

Tentacles!

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Apparently the best rock band mic available in 2021 is the extremely easy-to-find dead stock Nintendo Wii U microphone

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What if we did ๐Ÿคญ something weird ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ถโ€๐ŸŒซ๏ธ near Hawaii??? ๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒŠ AND we were seven 7๏ธโƒฃ Russian warships ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘€

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Pov: youโ€™re bob iger

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UHU, notices ur stic

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people who make the actual tiktok videos don't make any money, and you're rapping about all the sushi you're going to be eaten by playing a fully-produced song by someone else at 2x speed

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All Glory To The Lumberyard ๐Ÿชš

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WHAT

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nfl, covid idiot 

ok this is epic

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My dang wife @sydney made this pie

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Happy Fatherโ€™s Day. This is the energy today

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Me, in high school, talking to a teacher in May about a big end-of-year project we were supposed to spend all year working on

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Ready 4 tonight

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Bernard Purdie told me personally itโ€™s funky donkey time and you have to listen now: fm.dads.cool/live

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file this under: change.org petitions Joe Biden is likely to address even if the signature goal isnโ€™t met

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Bout to start another record for : Alan oโ€™dayโ€™s Oh Johnny! This is a weird one, tune in: fm.dads.cool/live

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At some point modest mouse started looking like letterkenny extras

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a ben Shapiro tweet 

When committing crimes is made illegal, only criminals will commit crimes

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