Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

Any time people talk about the botanical definition of "berry", odds are good that the person who finds out that cucumbers, hot peppers, and bananas are berries but strawberries and raspberries are not ends up just a hair's width from going full "Tell me the name of god, you seed bearing piece of shit."

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Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

@erinbee likewise that basically anything edible can be called a vegetable

Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

@alex Still not as divisive as if you give David S. Pumpkins a glass of milk, that makes him a Berries and Cream Lad.

Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

@alex @erinbee “drupes” [i am carried out the door and thrown into the gutter]

Fruit, botany, fungi, gun violence 

@mood @alex "An orange and an avocado have more in common than an orange and a melon!" I yell before being asked once again to leave the Arby's.

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