Do you think the scrod saucing guy fucks?
@juliana a young person on mastodon once posted “does the newman’s own guy fuck?” because he only knew the face on the salad dressing and not who paul newman was
@alex wow, i didn't even clock that that was Paul Newman 😔
i stand by my joke, though
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