somebody had to 

@alex now THIS is scrodsaucing!


@alex are you kidding me? that man's first language is cunnilingus

joke explainer 

@juliana a young person on mastodon once posted “does the newman’s own guy fuck?” because he only knew the face on the salad dressing and not who paul newman was

joke explainer 

@alex wow, i didn't even clock that that was Paul Newman 😔

i stand by my joke, though

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