hm, i wonder why they decided it was a good idea to give to my college
@alex oh gosh that is embarrassing
@alex "look, if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. She’s not going to do anything else for you. It’s done."
For the record I would never give money to my college, that’s deviant behavior