Y'ever want to start some low-stakes shit here, just express a fruit opinion.

Honey crisps are objectively the *best* apple.

Pears are like apples that didn't try hard enough.

Dragonfruit is the most bland and flavorless substance known to humanity.


I love a Green Apple.
Yellow apples can get fucked.

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