Y'ever want to start some low-stakes shit here, just express a fruit opinion.
Honey crisps are objectively the *best* apple.
Pears are like apples that didn't try hard enough.
Dragonfruit is the most bland and flavorless substance known to humanity.
@Quixote171 red apples are garbage
I love a Green Apple.Yellow apples can get fucked.
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