A.) please do not ask me for conover’s number, he is not single
B.) here I go again
@alex everyone's favorite part of asparagus: a thick fibrous stem
@alex twelve 1869 dollars for a pound of asparagus seed!!!!! Oh my god
@Pixley you can’t put a price tag on colossal…ness? osity?
@alex well now you can get a packet of 50 seeds for about two bucks
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