Hey, buddy, can we talk?
(sits down backwards on a chair for some straight-talk)
Registrations on https://dads.cool are application-or-invite-only, because not all dads are cool, y'know?
DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval.
Good talk, chief. I'm proud of you, and I love you.
—Dad
No, none of us remember where the remote is.
@alex the gauldarn kids lost it for good this time, i swear, it's been weeks since it was last seen