Hey, buddy, can we talk?

(sits down backwards on a chair for some straight-talk)

Registrations on are application-or-invite-only, because not all dads are cool, y'know?

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval.

Good talk, chief. I'm proud of you, and I love you.

—Dad is an instance for dads. Dads can be any or no gender, but they do have to have to have or be expecting at least one human child (sorry, pets don't count).

We're all about home improvement projects, complaining about smells, cracking open a cold one or three, talkin' cribbage, Steely Dan LPs, grill discourse, mowing the lawn begrudgingly (because we're opposed to lawns, not because we're opposed to the labor), coffee, scouting, and turning down the damned tv, kids

No, none of us remember where the remote is.

@alex This the pinned toot on this account now

@alex the gauldarn kids lost it for good this time, i swear, it's been weeks since it was last seen

@alex this is cool as hell. Looking forward to maybe joining someday.

@alex instance blocked for telling other people to remember to take a jacket before they go out too much

The thermostat for this instance is fine where it is, we aren't made of money you know

@lukesci you best start believing in dad instances...... you're in one!

@alex an instance can just be a bunch of dads

that's it, just a bunch of dads with no kids

@alex what is the thermostat set to on the server

@fox "invested" in a smart thermostat that we don't know how to use, but we will learn when we get a chance, no I know the air is on but it's 60 degrees out just give us a break please

Do y’all get a lot of perverts circling your specifically themed instance? :blobpopcorn:

@denikombucha perverts? eh. Single women in their late 30s? Absolutely

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