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💃 there is now a moms instance, too 💃 

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dads.cool is an instance for dads. Dads can be any or no gender, but they do have to have to have or be expecting at least one human child (sorry, pets don't count).

We're all about home improvement projects, complaining about smells, cracking open a cold one or three, talkin' cribbage, Steely Dan LPs, grill discourse, mowing the lawn begrudgingly (because we're opposed to lawns, not because we're opposed to the labor), coffee, scouting, and turning down the damned tv, kids

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Yes, even dads should have pronouns in the bio.

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Hey, buddy, can we talk?

(sits down backwards on a chair for some straight-talk)

Registrations on dads.cool are application-or-invite-only, because not all dads are cool, y'know?

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval.

Good talk, chief. I'm proud of you, and I love you.

—Dad

I'm so glad I bought a snowblower, and I am excited(??) to get the leaf blower that works with that battery system for the spring. bonus; the whole blower is light enough for me to pick it up and carry it across the front yard to our front path

personally I think it’s fucked up that my baby is bigger today than they were yesterday

I will not buy any gas tools, ever, thank you

First round of shoveling done, I probably have to do it every 5 or so hours at the rate the snow is coming

when the baby is milk-drunk and waving their arms wildly and only one of their eyes is open I really like saying “time, gentlemen, please” like the pub is closing

Frantically driving to two different hardware stores to get the two different types of snow shovels required for tonight because it did not occur to me to do so before the foot of snow forecasted from tonight until Thursday

I spend a lot of time staring at my baby’s eyes going “WHAT COLOR ARE YOU.” The answer is unclear

baby ec 

food adjacent 

It turns out is a backup power supply for the phone line that used to be in our house; aka, it is something I am unplugging and taking down

confession: there’s a box in my basement that is plugged in to some wires and I have no idea what it is

opening bags of diapers with a boxcutter like the diapers are pure uncut cuh-cane

baby, no ec 

The main way I know there was a US holiday on any given week is by looking out at my front yard on a Friday and seeing my trash still unpicked up

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dads.cool

dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads.