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💃 there is now a moms instance, too 💃 

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dads.cool is an instance for dads. Dads can be any or no gender, but they do have to have to have or be expecting at least one human child (sorry, pets don't count).

We're all about home improvement projects, complaining about smells, cracking open a cold one or three, talkin' cribbage, Steely Dan LPs, grill discourse, mowing the lawn begrudgingly (because we're opposed to lawns, not because we're opposed to the labor), coffee, scouting, and turning down the damned tv, kids

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Yes, even dads should have pronouns in the bio.

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Hey, buddy, can we talk?

(sits down backwards on a chair for some straight-talk)

Registrations on dads.cool are application-or-invite-only, because not all dads are cool, y'know?

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval.

Good talk, chief. I'm proud of you, and I love you.

—Dad

The dad energy coming off this OfferUp listing is PALPABLE

If any of you dads know any moms who are online, cooler.mom is now open for registrations and admin'ed by borat voice my wife.

When a dadmin and an admom love eachother very much…

💃 there is now a moms instance, too 💃 

mastodon needs moms, gauging interest 

There is a reddit for "Century Homes" (houses over 100 years old) and I am becoming a century home truther. I do not believe some of those houses are actually old

mastodon needs moms, signal boost, 3 

mastodon needs moms, signal boost 

mastodon needs moms, signal boost 

Only my closest friends learn about the ebay store from which extremely nice vintage rugs can be purchased for pennies on the dollar. This is not a joke post.

I spend a borderline-inappropriate amount of time thinking about organizing my basement

house renovation screaming 

Trying and failing to teach my infant son that I only play videogames because I am an adult and don't have to make any more friends than I already have

pregnancy 

I backed this kickstarter ages ago and I would put a lot of money on that this will be the thing my son covets most but is not allowed to touch. What are things your kids want their grubby hands on but are FOR DADS ONLY? kickstarter.com/projects/darre

Sorry to the instance that we're not going to have the bon mots of "kamagra ligne viagra" on here

I hold a dads.cool invite code—single use, never expires—for the helldude. Waiting for helldude. Always waiting.

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dads.cool

dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads.