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dads.cool is an instance for dads. Dads can be any or no gender, but they do have to have to have or be expecting at least one human child (sorry, pets don't count).

We're all about home improvement projects, complaining about smells, cracking open a cold one or three, talkin' cribbage, Steely Dan LPs, grill discourse, mowing the lawn begrudgingly (because we're opposed to lawns, not because we're opposed to the labor), coffee, scouting, and turning down the damned tv, kids

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Yes, even dads should have pronouns in the bio.

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Hey, buddy, can we talk?

(sits down backwards on a chair for some straight-talk)

Registrations on dads.cool are application-or-invite-only, because not all dads are cool, y'know?

DM me or use the application on the landing page; I will get back to you quickly. Referrals from existing users go a long way towards approval.

Good talk, chief. I'm proud of you, and I love you.

—Dad

I hope my unborn son is prepared for me never shutting the fuck up about the time I saw Prince live

Gonna cop four of these. Excited for "50's dad, but make him goth" in our backyard.

My lovely wife will not let me buy a bicycle, because she does not know how to ride one and is afraid that I will teach our baby to ride one and then we'll ride off into the sunset on matching bikes, high-fiving and laughing at mom the pedestrian

Happy spring Sunday, dads! Knocked out some repotting to get rid of some crowding and root rot. Once they’re dry, will top with charcoal.

There are now twenty cool dads here on dads.cool. If you have kids (human ones) and call yourself a dad, drop me a DM and climb aboard the dad boat. Just don't stand up while we're pulling away from shore, it's dangerous

I will almost certainly block YouTube at the host level on my home network

The new parenting.nytimes.com is very good, almost as good as cooking.nytimes.com. Consider this an unqualified recommendation! They just had a cute thing of two-word birth stories: parenting.nytimes.com/pregnanc

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I’ve been reading the “Saga” comic book on this flight and good lord, there’s a lot of dad-cry triggers in this series

My wife @Sydney broached the subject of a mom instance, so gauging interest in that. Let us know. No creeps.

Popping in from the dad instance to say while I don't like having any more than the classic five pockets in pants, I fully embrace the dad-vest lifestyle. Personally I have a Barbour one I wear almost every day

I worked really hard on this; let me know what you think: The Official dads.cool Playlist™️

No, none of us remember where the remote is.

dads.cool is an instance for dads. Dads can be any or no gender, but they do have to have to have or be expecting at least one human child (sorry, pets don't count).

We're all about home improvement projects, complaining about smells, cracking open a cold one or three, talkin' cribbage, Steely Dan LPs, grill discourse, mowing the lawn begrudgingly (because we're opposed to lawns, not because we're opposed to the labor), coffee, scouting, and turning down the damned tv, kids

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dads.cool is a Mastodon instance for dads.