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*hello, please boost and enjoy*

i am soft-launching the first installment of my lofi yacht rock mixtape series exclusively on masto

i took an hour of obscure, bizarre, amateurish, and goofy (or at least attempts at it) from the late 70s to mid 80s, mixed it live, then dubbed it to a NOS TDK cassette from 1982 and back to digital.

Y Sides Vol. 1 is FREE on Bandcamp.

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a quick guide to local-only posts on (updated 5/18/20) supports local-only posts. These are great for content you think only dads should see.

A post marked as local-only will appear only to users.

A followers-only post marked as local-only will appear only to users who follow you.

If you uncheck "Allow my posts to reach other instances by default" in Preferences - Other, your posts from any sourceโ€”including appsโ€”will be local by default.

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a quick guide to exclusive lists on supports exclusive lists. If you set a list youโ€™ve made to โ€œexclusive,โ€ posts from members of that list will appear only in that listโ€™s timeline and not in your home feed.

This feature is great for following accounts that only post about one subject, for crossposting accounts, or for pixelfed feeds.

Use the web interface to set a list as Exclusive. You can only add accounts you follow to lists.

from the inventors of hot couch guy, we would like to introduce: cold house guy

Asked the older kid if he wanted to go on a bike ride and I got left on read

โ€œYou want to go into the dining room?โ€
โ€œDo you want to draw?โ€
โ€œWhat do you want to do in the dining room?โ€
โ€œNot to draw. Do other things. Little things. Want to go in the dining room and do thatโ€

Needless to say I am not convinced by this


Wordle 218 5/6*


Not my best!

Food, nothing 

The green m&m is chimichurri filled right

โ€œoppa hamlet styleโ€ has zero results on google so maybe google is broken

honey are you ok? Youโ€™ve hardly done what we have been doing and that time is every day

Look who just woke up from a nap and still looks incredibly sleepy. #caturday

Baby pics 


My wife: why does this lovevery box come with a giant instruction book to tell us how to play with a rattle?
Me, a Dad: don't worry, I'm trained for this. *tosses instructions aside*

my two year old just brought me this book for โ€œpapa to read by his selfโ€. Looking forward to learning my first sounds guys, look for my review on goodreads

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gold star for dadsite boy's choices: is a Mastodon instance for dads, running the Hometown fork of Mastodon.

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