Gonna separate out that advice in it's own post.

So @byttyrs showed up in a pretty weird dream I was having and gave me the advice: "there's three Fs to deal with problems, you either Flee it, Fight it, or Fuck it and it's good to know which one before you do it"

i mowed the lawn today and fixed the central air, feeling peak dad rn

fixing things around the house instead of paying a professional hundreds of dollars to do so makes me feel pretty good ngl

dadposting, ec 

trying in vain to explain to my kids that they can’t marry each other not because they’re both boys but because they’re brothers

if pixar really wanted the audience to understand the impact that humans have on the reef in finding nemo they would have let that little girl shake him to death in a bag

ec, food 

i wasn’t going to pay for a hammock that fits in your pocket and is america flavored

@JohnBrownJr N̵̳͂̒͐̈́͛̔̂̇̊̂̚̚͝I̵̧̨͔̝̺̤͔͍̮̽͌C̸̢̡̛̮͙͕̯̝̲͈͐̊͐͛̓̎̄̄̅̔͝Ë̴̡́̍̏͐͋͝͝͝ ̴̝͆̑͗͠ ̴̢̢̡̣̜̥͍̱̗̟̟̯̤̫͔̐̎̏̃̋͐͆̽̚͝͝F̸̢̢͙̪͍̦̪̟͉̫̻̲̬͋̐͛̄̎͂̇̑̈́̔̈́͊̈́͗̚͜ͅȨ̶̫̝̫̼̗͎̰̱̥̃͝ͅE̴̠̱̺̝̝͕̼̐͛̒̆̃̍͛̒͋̈͆̕̕T̴̡̢̘̤̭̟̖̘̟̀̊̌͒̏͊

i had to get one myself because my garbage sons did not buy my a hammock for father’s day

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