Dadimir Lenin @JohnBrownJr@dads.cool

rumors of my defederation have been greatly exaggerated

lookit how fucken happy he is just from going down a slide, it’s unbelievable.

the 5yo’s favorite swear to use when he’s upset with his brother or me is “fucky boy” and it’s so hard not to laugh but he’s so upset and hearing that outta his lil mouth just lol

took care of the felled tree and the hammock is still in working order, actually more secure now since i installed an eye bolt into the trunk of the former tree

really puzzled by the difference between children and big kids here

when will stickers stop being such a big deal

first day of school

trying to teach the kids about the labor theory of value

crisis averted, everybody: buzz has been found

aw hell yeah, this is my jam

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We out here

i mowed the lawn today and fixed the central air, feeling peak dad rn

trying in vain to explain to my kids that they can’t marry each other not because they’re both boys but because they’re brothers