This was posted as "a guy from Slovakia asks questions about US suburban neighborhoods" and the questions themselves are pretty good regardless of who wrote them, but the insecure reactions from US residents were even better
People were replying with "uh, yeah, this must be why Americans are clamoring to move to Slovakia" or "I would hate to raise kids next to a makeshift house-tavern."
Ok but I'm in the suburbs and there is literally nothing to do out here within easy distance. It's just houses and churches. Some people had a food truck, but neighbors complained about the noise and it shut down!
I swear, half the people are like "you can't do XYZ with my CHILDREN around," and the other half are like "fuck why are all these children around, being noisy and getting in my way"
I had one oldster neighbor try to get me to call the city on a working family down the road with 4 kids bc they didn't like the dad parking his truck in the street. I told her I don't rat on my neighbors.
@InternetEh My partner inherited a house and I'm planting hedges that attract BEES all around the edge of the property to keep the neighborhood children away from me.
I do know that we have "coral honeysuckle" which attracts the humming birds, bees, and butterflys.
I think it needs something to latch on to, so I might do an arch to designate stepping from our front yard into our back yard and cover it in coral honeysuckle
@InternetEh the description of hell from The Great Divorce maps onto suburbia almost 1:1, except for the literalness of the perpetual greyness and the lack of material reality
@InternetEh I spent my adolescence in a US suburb itching to get out at the the first opportunity, which I did.
⭐ @InternetEh < I mean þese are really good questions ⭐
⭐ I especially love þe last one. Yeah you have all þis fucking land why don't people Do Anyþing wiþ it. Grow someþing not just. Grass??? ⭐
@Paradox it is a pretty common thing to do where I live. I have three raised beds that I built on top of useless grass and grow herbs and veggies with
In other places, there are neighborhood covenants that forbid it, or even local laws. I guess because growing food is unsightly
⭐ @InternetEh < its so weird ⭐
⭐ I mean okay I fuckin hate lawns ⭐
⭐ But like. What þe fuck do þey mean its unsightly. Have þey seen like. Idk potato flowers? Like plants are pretty! Þey look good! A million times better þan just Grass þat's not even allowed to grow freely ⭐
@Paradox I agree, but it seems like your yard stands out unless it just has the usual 4-5 ornamental plants that are in every yard
individualism isn't allowed inside or outside. If you paint an actual color and not beige, white or grey, then your property value might dip!!
⭐ @InternetEh < yeah ⭐
⭐ I mean. It sucks þat "standing out" is someþing bad ⭐
⭐ I realize we pretty much have þe same opinions here I just hate lawns a lot lol ⭐
⭐ Like. Hell even if you don't wanna take care of plants. Maybe a neighbour does and you could let þem take care of food plants in your yard and you boþ get some of þe crops ⭐
⭐ But nope. God forbid þere's no monotony and fresh produce ⭐
Ironically, one of the most gentrified neighbourhoods in Toronto, Cabbagetown, got its name from the poor Irish who originally lived there, growing the vegetables in their yards and boiling it for supper. The whole neighbourhood smelled of cabbage for a good part of the year.
Now it's valued as the largest continuous area of preserved Victorian housing in North America.
@InternetEh the main question i had when i saw the layout of suburbs was: why aren't there any footpaths connecting all those backyards?
and one of the answers I found was more terrifying than simply NIMBY:
a lot of them are build on (more or less) drained swamp land, so, good luck
Long before I was born the Army Corp of Engineers came in and planted "Melaleuca" trees to suck up all the water. Turns out their extremely invasive, spread fast and everywhere, and release awful smells that are apparently bad for human respiratory systems (I just learned that one).
And they shed their bark which causes a fire hazard which, in the summer, is already a problem.
natural disasters, death
Ernest Hemingway, who lived down in Key West, was frequently butting heads with them because of the things they were doing to FL and he could see "this is not going to be good."
A bunch of people died in the 1928 hurricane, because of them, and he hopped in his boat and saved as many as he could but there was already so much damage :(
The bit about grass is especially telling, since almost all lawns in Canada and the US are Kentucky Bluegrass, an invasive species brought over from Europe and is currently a problem in native grasslands. On lawns, it is terrible at sequestering carbon and when you add mowing in those lawns are actually net carbon *producers*, which also do little to halt runoff.
And that's not getting into frequent watering because the roots are shallow or pesticides and fertilizer use.
The "bowling green" smooth green lawns are a holdover from European status symbols to start with, and were originally *only* a feature on the homes of the wealthy.
US Suburbia, salty
@InternetEh I relate so much with his points tbh. I'm in a town that's mostly suburban hellscape and part actually cool downtown mixed use and compact zoning. Guess which part was (re)built in the 1860s? It's so walkable and nice, for like a 12 by 6 block radius...
@InternetEh It makes no sense, they have exchanged common sense, beauty and fun for the cultural hegemony of the upper classes of long ago
@InternetEh In all fairness, when I rented my house in a suburb of the midwest I inmediately planted tomatoes, potatoes, garlic, peas, a hedge of CORN... I was the only one.
That's a pretty interesting thread!
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