Gross; Animals that were designed by 8-year-old boys
Vultures: shits on own legs for cooling, vomits rotting meat in self defense
Stingrays: cool, swims fast, has a switchblade
Goats: cause mischief, natural cagebreakers, intentionally pisses on self (for the smell)
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