In case you never saw this. To me this is an example of something so specific it has to be true
@InternetEh that probably is specific enough to be true but it also reads like that fuckin "she gives compliments to houseplants, he draws mustaches on chef boyardee cans, their budget is $370M" househunters meme
@InternetEh the Louis Armstrong song Big Butter and Egg Man from the West is about this guy (he changed east to west to avoid litigation)
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