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right wing gender role shit 

When you're being a tryhard for traditional gender roles, but they have so little bearing on your actual life that you have no idea what the fuck you're doing

I'm bothered by both of these things equally. That wood will never be used in a project. Those carrots did not cook evenly.

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh that knife is smaller than the carrot

@dreadpirateyarr I've tried cutting firm produce with knives like that one before and I was not making that face.

@InternetEh her head is twisted like that because she pulled a muscle in her neck from the exertion

@dreadpirateyarr to me this pic is worse than that Kristen Cinema one, but other people's mileage may vary

@InternetEh I’m not sure who or what that is, which sounds like it’s a blessing

@PhoebeWallerPalladino @dreadpirateyarr it looks like the standard dull-as-shit, never been sharpened paring knife that you can find in any kitchen that has that yuppie-ass backsplash

@InternetEh @dreadpirateyarr chicago cutlery ass not-quite-serrated but not really sharpenable either skymall knife block knife

@PhoebeWallerPalladino @dreadpirateyarr being used with that shitty plastic cutting mat that has already been warped beyond usefulness by a single run through the dishwasher

@InternetEh @PhoebeWallerPalladino maybe Ben Shapiro’s going to make her a new chopping board with his tiny sheet of wood

right wing gender role shit 

@dreadpirateyarr @InternetEh both the board and the knife are each the perfect size to mug someone with

this is very appropriately right wing

@InternetEh

I'm literally just seething because I can't afford the materials for my outdoor projects but ben can burn away like 15 bucks on a single plank he's going to throw away.

@Chickiepup yeah lumber is really expensive here because we are rebuilding a whole swath of little towns that got destroyed in 2020 wildfires

@InternetEh

Home Depot Guy: "You know you get a discount of you buy in bulk right? You can use the extra wood to touch up som-"

Ben Shapeeno: "Oh uh, this is a prop for a photo, what's the least amount of money I can spend on something that can fit in a dustbin?"

@xjix because he went in and said "one wood please" and the cashier wasn't sure what to do

@InternetEh
Also, who cuts carrots with a table knife?

Use the kitchen knife, dammit! the BIG one. 🔪

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh lmao “ramen noodle hair”

@hoppet she has moved on from the ramen noodle hair treatment lately but it still somehow looks dryer than whatever meat she was cooking that day

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh is that even a cutting board?? it looks like a piece of orange paper

@infernusgoatus those things make me so mad. Those useless plastic cutting mats that warp after one trip through the dishwasher. They're not for serious cooks.

@InternetEh he could make her a decent cutting board out of that board he bought!

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@InternetEh Those flexible cutting mats are kind of nice, you can bend them to carry/dump everything into a pot easily.

But I'm still jumping on the "nice job making carrot salad with a dull knife" train, choo choo.

right wing gender role shit 

@unlofl yeah that is the one advantage they have, but I do that move with cutting boards or the flat side of my cleaver

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh this bitch don't know how to cut a carrot at all. she ain't even peeled it lmao

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@CornishRepublicanArmy doesn't feel like it, does it? No peeler around

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@InternetEh i just realized that this can be taken out of context as the story of a man trying to teach his girlfriend how to cook and realizing too late she doesn't have a cutting board

so he panics in the middle of the home depot and grabs the first vaguely cutting-board-like thing he sees

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@carcinopithecus happy ending

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isn't gun girl the one who shit her pants at a party

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@InternetEh She's snapped her neck. :blobawkward:

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@InternetEh i think the wood in a bag is like the funniest thing i have ever seen

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@torie @InternetEh the bag is so useless! Ben just put it in there because things you buy at a store have to go in bags

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh the plank of wood will never not be funny to me

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@InternetEh i've been pondering what ben shapiro could possibly do with a single tiny piece of wood and i've decided he's going to put it between two milk crates and put a turntable he never uses on it

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh this is so fucking funny to me you have no idea. its like watching a kid clomp around in his dad's shoes

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@Dayglochainsaw yeah same vibe. Not because they're young or whatever, but because they're just pretending at what they imagine a thing to be

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh i dont think there's anything on earth i would love to see more than ben shapiro having to work one single eight-hour shift on a cattle ranch. i would lap that shit up like the sweetest ambrosia

right wing gender role shit 

@Dayglochainsaw fuck that. He couldn't pull a cashier shift at that Home Depot.

right wing gender role shit 

@InternetEh oh absolutely but he couldnt do anything, but good god i would love to see the look of terror on his face as a 6'4 brick wall of a farmhand throws a pair of elbow-length rubber gloves at him and says "suit up boy, it's foaling season"

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@dankwraith @Dayglochainsaw yeah I was about to say I have no idea these people's ages

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@InternetEh when the servants demand a raise

@InternetEh the paring knife is exclusively used for carrots but the butter knife? buddy that's for tomatoes

@radicalrobit she's a professional troll, but this picture makes me madder than her whole career

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