Me: you can't just call everything a top or a bottom

the site: trees are tops, squirrels are bottoms

Me: (sobbing)

i’m sorry 

@InternetEh in this situation the site is a top and you’re a bottom

@InternetEh you're right to be upset, it's clearly the other way around

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