speaking of horses,

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A few weeks ago i found maybe one of the weirdest tumblr blogs i've ever fucking seen

the last paragraph in this post will hit you like a truck

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Here we have another donation, the first contribution from my ever-vigilant co-host Melissa @RussellsBarbershopQuartet who is also posting old classic dregday posts from the tumblr days in #DregdayClassic, so go check it out!

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and now for your annual helping of tumblr cringe

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just want to take an aside here to mention that @clarjon1 did a live reading of that last post in the discord and it was absolutely magnificent to experience sorry if you weren't there

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I don't remember if Mal @SeanAloysiusOBrien was the one who sent this to me but i assume they did so just blame them

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hey remember when i posted that reddit post about suspicious butter activities

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this one i'm sure many are already familiar with but i just wanted to bring it back into the collective consciousness for a bit.

part 2 to come!

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part 2 is here! enjoy :)

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#Dregday2021 i genuinely don't know anything about this dude other than that he accidentally jerked off on twitch

i've probably got another hour in me before i crash and then i'll continue later today but holy fuck this thread is already so long

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request from @Aleums for something to do with anime, a subject that has been surprisingly lacking in this year's thread

the best thing about tumblr was just stumbling onto the most unhinged people you can imagine on a regular basis

anyway enjoy the Cum Spewing Mr Rogers post

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this will be my last post for now but i'll be back online and in the vc in a few once i've had a good crash, but for now i leave you with these images i found when i googled "Trump Bimbofication", which I shall never do again

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And We're Back Babey

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i slept for a lot longer than i planned so i'm gonna have to accelerate my plans for the rest of today so Buckle The Fuck Up

this post donated by Mal @SeanAloysiusOBrien

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also i'm back in the monads vc so come hang out!

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i feel like even though there's a lot of leftist infighting we can all band together behind a common cause: Fuck This Guy In Particular

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if i have to specify "extreme cringe" in a CW today of all days you know it's gonna be Something

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hey remember this

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i have no fucking clue who this Destiny guy is but i feel like i know everything i need to know about him just from this image

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i hate every single time i'm forced to look up pewdiepie for one of these posts but i do it all for you, the fans

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Do Not Talk To Me About Kpop is one of my only Zero Tolerance Block rules, so tread carefully

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remember a year ago when animal crossing came out just as we were going into quarantine and everyone immediately lost their fucking minds

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there really is an awful lot of hamilton content this year huh

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since he seems to be a topical subject rn

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Lest We Forget About Poor X Æ A-12 Grusk

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i'm sorry just had no idea how else i could even CW this one

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and here we have another donation post by Melissa @RussellsBarbershopQuartet. meanwhile in the VC we're discussing potential sponsorships even though dregday is possibly the least sponsorable event on the planet

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i'd like to share with you all this #DregdayClassic post from 2016, one of the original posts that inspired my fascination in awful horrible internet content. We've come full circle, folks.

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melissa looked at this post and described it as a "tumblr containment breach" and xe's not wrong

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i want you all to know that colophon's bit has meant that every time since i've woken up that I've seen "TheCyberSmith boosted your toot" in my notifactions my blood has run cold

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ok i've been telling myself over and over that i have to write up a new Human Pet Guy Primer and i've been putting it off for so long but no more.

The Human Pet Guy is possibly the most cursed and infamous individual i have ever personally come across. I post his misadventures here fairly often in this thread: https://monads.online/@ArachnoCommunist/105508577618679835, but some of you may be wondering, "Hey Delta, why is he called The Human Pet Guy anyway?"

Wonder no more.

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@ArachnoCommunist h*ck it all, aw beans jude

@ArachnoCommunist I wouldn't want to offend anybody, that's why I say h*ck instead of hell. anyways please serve me and my mutilated human pet

@starwall @ArachnoCommunist the part that squicks me the worst is "along with its boobies if it's a female"